i got a little buzz going and im all chatty and emotional and i watched the video of the old lady finding her dog in the rubble of the oklahoma tornado and now im all teary eyed
anglosexual: misandryinhaiku: “women are weaklings!” i’m strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods this haiku is my favorite haiku
I just want to lie here in bed today but I have things to do and I can be all alone I don’t want to be around anyone. I don’t want to have to talk or interract with people. I am tired but I can’t go back to sleep. But I think what I will do is go cash my check and buy a few things that will keep me occupied during my recovery time like arts and crafts and maybe some iced coffee...
I want one of those cute pin-up-ish black dresses with white polka dots. Or one of those dresses but instead of polka dots, skulls? HOW HARD IS THIS TO FIND? WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO FIND, YAAAGHHH someone help me please?
akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
noooooooooooooo i dont wanna go to work waaaaaaah
graceebooks: men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
unironicgoth: my favorite eye color is your eye color and my favorite height is your height and my favorite weight is your weight my favorite hands are your hands my favorite knees are your knees
Tonsilectomy (is that how you spell it? I don’t care) scheduled for the end of the month…. and I’ll be in recovery during Geoffs birthday. It’s very sweet of him to tell me it’s okay and my health comes first. But now I feel kinda bad. And this is technically my first surgery and I’m aware that it is going to be very painful coming out of and I’m kind of a...
stilldefending: danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync. I DID NOT EXPECT THAT RACHEL WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES ^m^
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
This summer we need to Go to the zoo And go to duh beach And go back up to new hampshire but maybe in the fall Go to a show or two Continue to be ALL UP IN LovE
HOW COME IM THE ONLY ONE WHO CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO REPLY TO REPLIES AGH
I’m still sick as shit and I walk back in from the bathroom and he looks at me and smiles and says “you’re hot.” Like sometimes I feel like I live in those pictures girls post with the text about how they wish guys would treat them
imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist but if guys are going to insist on wearing tight shirts showing off their bodies around my university campus then of course I’m going to post something crude about them on facebook pages and websites like FitFinder. They’re obviously just dressing like that for attention and cos they want to get laid. Oh, offended I said you were bangable and wanted you...
Guys. Guys. Seriously.
Survivor is still on TV. wtf.
Ah, blah, gush.
I’ve been sick for the past few days, so all I’ve done is sit around and think about stuff. [[MORE]] I find a few things about no longer living at home surprising. First, how similar it is to living at home. I guess I would feel a larger amount of responsibility, all these things I never saw from real life because I was sheltered in my mom’s apartment. Turns out the only major...
oh, yeah, and
it’s been like a month and a half or something since I’ve had a cigarette. Okay, Cool.
Slept til 3? No shame!