Lesbians are the cutest end of discussion
good little dogs are getting homemade cookies for christmas
I got too much damn shit to do today to worry about you dingalings who don’t know how to drive when the roads are wet
this is new england, if you really haven’t learned how to handle it yet drive your dumb ass down to Florida or some shit
"I would love you even if your vagina had a fleah eating bacteria and got sewn shut"
When I get home from work before Geoff I always think about putting something cute on for him to surprise him and I always end up in his baggy, oversized hoodie-footie pajamas instead.